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I was at a mixed seating simcha on Tatooine.

"How old are you?" asked the married man to my right.

"25."

"Oh, you're young."

"How old are you?" asked the married woman to my left.

"25."

"Oh, you're young."

Yes, ladies and gentlemen, "Oh, you're young."

Oh, you're young. 

OH, YOU'RE YOUNG.

My theory debunking the "shidduch crisis" has been proved. 

Supposedly, there is a claim that there is no so-called "shidduch crisis" in countries outside the USA.

And why would it be if not for this?

25 IS YOUNG. 

Meaning, THERE IS PLENTY OF TIME. 

Meaning, I AM NOT A SPINSTER. 

Meaning, CHILL OUT, PEOPLE. 

There's no need to call in the cats yet, ladies.