Lily White, "Let's Not Pretend to Be What We Aren't":
This was the story of my life. Anytime someone was mildly attracted to me, I told a lame joke and he ran away screaming. Dating me was a fairy-tale trial-by-fire designed to allow only the most tenacious of suitors inside the castle. If a potential boyfriend could keep up with my witticisms, then he might have a chance. It’s a tribute to my husband that he was able to prevail.
Golly, does that sound familiar.