Monday, July 1, 2013

Middle Part Must Go

I hate middle parts. The hair that hides the face, instead of framing it; the starkness of the line bisecting the scalp; how in order for it to look good, one needs to seriously pay a stylist. 
http://celebrityfitnesstraining.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/gwyneth-paltrow-diet.jpg
Even then . . .
Nope.
http://thehindsightletters.files.wordpress.com/2011/02/screen-shot-2011-02-01-at-2-46-16-pm.png
If men look dorky with it, why shouldn't women?
When the part is off to one side it's so much more flattering. That way, the face is displayed to its best advantage, while on the other all that hair can do its chic thang. 
http://cdn.sheknows.com/filter/l/gallery/side_part2.jpg

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_5bZePpTJWp4/TBfCbqMBE_I/AAAAAAAABcA/bBXbkUl5X0c/s1600/H2.JPG

http://images.enstarz.com/data/images/full/546/gwyneth-paltrow.jpg?w=565
Now, isn't that better?
And it looks good on guys, too. 
http://passivelyastonished.files.wordpress.com/2010/05/george-clooney.jpg
Get yourself a rat tail comb to make a defined side part.
http://a248.e.akamai.net/origin-cdn.volusion.com/mkoau.emvyl/v/vspfiles/photos/Rat%20Tail%20Comb-2T.jpg

5 comments:

FrumGeek said...

Wow, Taylor Swift is... wow...

tesyaa said...

Depends on your face and where your hair naturally parts itself. I say go with the natural part (even if it's a center part); don't try to fight it.

Princess Lea said...

FG: Mmm, she is pretty, isn't she?

Tesyaa: Naturally my eyelashes aren't lusciously thick and black. I ain't about the natural.

Sporadic Intelligence said...

You have to have a perfect nose for a center part. Most people don't have a perfect nose - ergo most people look terrible. But for those wonderful creatures with the elusive perfection - middle parts are a thing of beauty. Never though for man. Ugh

Princess Lea said...

SI: Have you ever seen a perfect nose in its natural habitat?