Monday, January 19, 2015


"Are you outdoorsy?"


"Do you cycle?" 

"Um, no." 


"Not really." 

"Rock climb?" 

"Are you serious?" 

"How about jogging?" His tone is almost desperate.

"Not a chance." 


"Nope. Look, I'll be frank: I'm not a fan of sweating." 

He flopped back in his chair, annoyed. 

"I do walk, though," I attempt to reassure him, "back and forth from public transportation." 

He glared at me. "What? Who does that? Don't you drive?" 

1 comment:

Funny said...

Ha ha ha!