"Your makeup is a little too . . . dramatic," she sniffs.
Um, who asked you?
We were standing in her kitchen, she being freshly engaged, devoid of face paint besides a faint hint of shadow in the dark recesses of a crease. While her nails were brushed with a refined clear topcoat, I noticed that beneath her stockings (she having kicked off her shoes) her toes sported maroon lacquer.
I didn't remotely take her words to heart, since, frankly, I didn't particularly ask nor care for her opinion.
I didn't remotely take her words to heart, since, frankly, I didn't particularly ask nor care for her opinion.
Now she has two babies gamboling about at her feet, and she sails into shul wearing red lipstick and red nail polish. Yes, on her hands.
Or the one who made snide references to my gray eyeshadow, and after years of "tame" makeup wear suddenly showed up looking fabulous with Mac Carbon (black) on her lids?
To quote Doug Heffernan: "Shutty!"
4 comments:
i wager a number of your compatriots could benefit GREATLY from your input.
But I shan't volunteer it unless it is asked! :D
If you don't have something nice to say....blah, blah, blah. I really try to never do things like that. It's really invasive.
On a nicer note, have you used the MAC carbon EYESHADOW? I want to go and get it.
She was jealous, that's all. Bring you down so she feels better about herself. Oldest trick in the book!
I haven't myself, but I am sure it is a matter of time. So far I opt for deep grays.
On her, I must say, it looked quite fabulous. Nothing like a black background to make eyes POP!
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