My single cousin emailed me with an official flyer for a "Table for 8" function. After I emailed back that, sure, I'd come too, she emails the organizers, who fire back a response requesting photos, resumes, and boys.
Apparently, they have none.

Needless to say, we revoked our interest. "I'm sorry, but I plan to have a stomach virus that Shabbos."
3 comments:
Heh, reminds me of the time a relative was going to meet a shadchan--the shadchan only agreed to meet with her if her brother would agree to meet w/ her, too.
Wow...with cousins like that, who needs enemies. That was hilarious! I also love the photos, resumes request. Who are they? NCIS?
Anon: Thank God my brothers are out of the running!
Tovah: In her defense, my cousin didn't know. When they told her that, she also hurriedly backed out.
NCIS! I wish!
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