The other Shabbos a young feller trotted by. His retreating figure was bestowing tantalizing flashes of red - I do not know if his shoes were authentic Louboutin or not, but his soles were the right color. Looked new, too.
Louboutin recently lost in court for sole (no pun intended) rights to the red sole, so he may have been wearing another brand.
But, in any case, are there any females out there who feel zealously protective of the red sole?